ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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